I borrowed this from a random person's page. I offer my condolences, even though they are worth nothing. So I offer nothing. Beat it.

01) First name:

02) Your nickname in DA:

03) Birthday: January 7

04) Horoscope sign: Capricorn. a goat. Favorite of bestiality people everywhere.

05) Birth town: Cold soggy earthquake city

06) Religion: Agnostic/nihilist/fatalist. All at different times. Note that none of those are actually religions, in the anal sense of the word. Anal people.

07) Nationality: American. What?

08) Parents: Mom and dad.

09) Do you love them: As much as an immature rebellious upstart idiot can. Which is, not much, but just enough.

10) Brothers or sisters: Younger brother 2 years younger, younger sister four years younger.

11) Do you like the place where you live: I'm probably safe from tsunamis, but earthquake might make me ride it down the hill until I die.

12) Hair color: Black on the top, brown below that. Seriously!

13) Color of your eyes: Brown

14) Height: I'm taller than a self-proclaimed 6' guy... but I haven't measured myself.

15) Weight: Light for my height. Like I said, I haven’t measured myself.

16) What school/grade are you going to: I might be quitting, because this is the stage of my life where I am feeling like an utter moron, with the skills to back that up.

(18) Do you work anywhere: No. I'm a lazy jackass and people can sense that from miles away. Either that or I'm just lazy. Or maybe I don’t really have any skills. Because I don’t. Fuck you.

(19) What do you want to be in your life: Dunno.

(20) Your life: I feel God/space aliens playing this world/fate/nothing has a plan in store for me, and it isn't good. I don't really have plans either.

(21) Personal quote: "Heh." This makes up like 40% of my daily conversation.

(22) Lucky number: 0

(23) What are you interested in: games, animal life more on the side of bugs, invertebrates, internets, reading, sleeping, lying in the sun, being a lazy ass.

(24) Good side of your character: Uhh. All of these appear sometimes, not all at the same time: accepting, helpful, good with kids...

(25) Bad side of it: Oh god. I can list many more of these, and that's already the first character flaw here. I'm indecisive to the point where I won't even lift a finger to save myself, as was shown in my fucked college aps. I harbor angry resentment at anyone who succeeds at something. Pessimistic since 3rd grade. Outbursts of anger. Incredibly lazy, except when avoiding work, then that's when I haul ass to be an ass. Near-compulsive liar. Hates being with more than one person, including me. Massive fear of embarrassment. Incredible hypocrite, as in I always use people's faults against them despite the fact that even my positives can be seen as faults, and my faults are much worse. But I don't care. It's mutually assured destruction, freedom of speech, and I don't care what you say to me, as you're probably right, and your words will have the effect of saying to me "Well, 1+1=2. What will you say to that?" I can never admit faults EVEN THOUGH I am listing crap here. I cannot see my own mistakes and cannot correct them. All this I hear from my parents on a daily basis.

You can probably tell that I'm not happy today.

(26) Is your life happy: No.

(27) Do you think that you are crazy: Crazy people don't think that they're crazy.

(28) What is the time: 4:34 P.M. as of now.

(29) What is the date: 3/9/08

(30) What's the weather like: Oddly sunny.

(31) Favourite day in a week: Don’t have one, but I hate Mondays.

(32) Favourite music: Rock-type stuff. You know, anything with electric guitars. I also like parts of electronica and jazz mixed into that. Sometimes I listen to hatred and Satan.

(34) Band: A lot of video game composers. Right now I’m listening to Konami Kukeiha Club, Mint Jam, S.S.H.

(35) Song: Currently on replay on my iPod: Drug of Passion - More Passionate Mix, New Year’s Celebration, Crying Moon, all by Mintjam. Eh. My playlist is at odds with my personality right now.

(36) Best concert you have been: Never been to one. I’m lazy AND have no “life”. Well, fuck you.

(37) Actress: None.

(38) Actor: None.

(39) Film: None.

(40) TV series: None.

(41) Theatre play: None.

(42) Film director: None.

(43) Do you want to be famous: For killing a whole bunch of people.

(44) Do you want to be an a----: I already am.

(45) Do you want to be a singer: No. Listeing to my sister sing has made me want to rip out vocal cords.

(46) Book: 120 Days of Sodom 2: Another 120 Days.

(47) Colors: I like goooooooold.

(49) Food: I like nearly all foods except mushrooms.

(50) Drink: Sobe Karma. I have more, but this is what I’m craving right now. Shame they don’t seem to make it anymore.

(51) Sweet: All.

(52) Fruit: Depends.

(53) The worst food: Mushrooms. They make my throat gag.

(54) The Worst drink: I don’t know yet. I haven’t tried one I hated.

(55) The worst Singer: Dunno.

(56) The worst Band: Three Nails. lololol

(57) The worst Actor: Dunno.

(58) The worst Actress: Dunno.

(59) The worst Movie: Dunno.

(60) The worst book: Dunno. I'm having a hard time deciding on my favorite thing to love/hate. Which is why I am flawed. Massive ripping failure.

(61) Do you drink alcohol: Not really.

(62) Do you smoke: It makes me cough horribly. So, no.

(63) Do you take some : qwipqeoieirijtgmnnmerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrqowpkeokfdspokfok

(64) What do you adore to wear: If I could I’d dress in cosplay every day. But I can’t. And I don’t know the first thing about it. Actually, scratch that. Fuck.

(65) Do you think you're pretty: No. I think I’m pretty damn ugly.

(67) The most beautiful person you have ever seen/male: Dunno.

(68) The most beautiful person you have ever seen/female: Dunno. I actually have a hard time seeing what other people see in terms of beauty.

(69) The most beautiful person on dA/male: Dunno.

(70) The most beautiful person on dA/female: Dunno.

(71) 5 your best friends on dA/male: Dunno.

(72) 5 your best friends on dA/female: Dunno.

(73) The ugliest person on dA/male: This fat guy who posted a picture of his penis. Fucker.

(74) The ugliest person on dA/female: Dunno.

(75) The person on dA who you love the most/female: I’m giving a lot of these dunnos.

(76) The person on dA who you love the most/male: Okay, I’m giving a shoutout to you DA forums denizens.

(77) The person on dA who you don't like at all/female: Trolls.

(78) The person on dA who you don't like at all/male: Trolls.

(79) Are you in love? Isn’t everybody? No. I might, but it’ll never happen because 1: She’s taken, 2: I’m a lazy ass, 3: I’m a shy lazy ass, and 4: I still wouldn’t be happy even if it did happen, because I’m a self-loathing deluded fool. Ffuck.

(80) Do you have a boyfriend/grlfriend: It's... complicated.

(81) How does he/she looks like: No.

(82) Is he/she from dA(put avatar): No.

(83) When was your Very First Kiss: I was being passed around like a peace pipe on the day of my baby shower, so it probably happened there.

(84) How was it: Humans don’t have memories of anything that happened to them before 3 years of age.

(87) E-mail address: bill-gates@microsoft.com.

(88) Do you have something against gays: Fucking faggots. Actually, no. I really don’t care one way or another.

(89) The best experience in your life: Being a crawling baby and exploring the world.

(90) The worst experience in your life: Realizing that there is a very high chance that there is no higher purpose in this world, and that many people would gladly take yours away. That was quite a shocker.

(91) When were you the happiest: being ababy. Ababy ababy.

(93) When were you the saddest: When I lose a friend or family member.

(94) Who do you want to go on deserted island with: 20 fat people. They will die. I will eat.

(95) Do you have a secret: I rumple monkeys

(96) What would you do if you were invisible for one hour: I will learn to control this power, since I am a genius. Then I will absorb other people’s powers.

(97) Who do you want to get stuck in a lift with: A cat.

(98) Do you have an idol: No. Not even when I was a Christian school kindergartener. God is scary.

(100) Tag 5 of your friends!: I do not have 5 friends. If you read this far, consider yourself tagged.

A whole lot of numbers are missing. I also do the tango with a cheetah.